Scream Mask

When a large quantity of semen shoots into a individual's eyes creating a scream reaction as it drips down their face.

"What compelled you to do such a horrid act?" Said the Listener. In defense, the Story Teller responses with, "She kept hitting her teeth, so I taught her a lesson with the Scream Mask."

by Kevin Slayone September 20, 2009

spread that shit

To have intercourse with someone. Generally refered to as someone who one has not had intercourse and who is attractive.

Jessie's new date was really hot. His friend Mike turned to him and said: "Jessie, you better spread that shit".

by Smorgasboard1524 November 9, 2009

Screaming Jesus On A Ferris Wheel

Phrase used to xpress extreme suprise and shock.

Can be used to get attention and/or a cheap laugh

"screaming jesus on a ferris wheel! What the hell is that!"

"SCREAMING JESUS ON A FERRIS WHEEL!!!"

by Tompson Versetti May 24, 2004

Spread the Butter

For those that are extremely ass-greasy on a constant basis, this is a term to be aware of. Keeping up with asshole hygiene is very difficult for some individuals. Sometimes, to remain dry and “scent-free”, there needs to be some improvising when toilet paper isn’t easily accessible. It would be easy just to drag your ass across the carpet like a dog but there needs to be a certain level of dignity kept. Common methods to wiping ones ass can include using the bed sheet while in bed, using the inside of your shirt or underwear that you are wearing, washing your ass with water in someone’s bathroom sink (although disgusting, the jerk didn’t have any TP!), or any other situation where toilet paper is substituted with something.

“I was greasier than all hell so I had to spread the butter with Joe’s ferret.”

by Nob April 28, 2004

screaming

a popular and famous expression

'i am screaming'

by k13k0 September 26, 2013

Ponderosa Spread

A very large ass. Generally one that is ridiculously huge.

Ponderosa - A Ponderosa is an all you can eat buffet style restaurant.

You can set a table of four on that ponderosa spread.

by Paul Smith "Dooly Loo King" October 6, 2007

ball spreader

A leather (sometimes of other material) device attached to the male genitals that separates the testicles and pushes them apart. Same as "ball splitter." Gay erotica.

His ball spreader must have been uncomfortable, but it kept his cock erect.

by bill November 26, 2004