Splooge

White, gooey fluid that is ejected from the penis.

Her: ayo, wanna fornicate?
Him: Sorry, no. I just splooged 5 minutes ago, I can’t. :(“

by Abyss_VIII November 4, 2021

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sploofer

Another term used to describe a vape or nicotine device.

Atticus: Brando pass the sploofer

Brando: gotchu brotha

by Cockgoblin64 November 17, 2021

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Splooge

Another vulgar term associated with semen, similar to that of, cum, baby batter, love juice, etc. It is commonly used by simple minded sex bots with no other way of explaining what is happening.

"Oh baby, I'm gonna- gonna- splooge in your pussy!"

by Bum-tickler March 14, 2022

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Splodge

An amalgamation of the names Splatter and Dodge.

“Fuck you Splodge!”

by PringyJames March 30, 2022

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Splook

A splook is a little ball of shit that hits the toilet water and creates a perfect ssplash that douses your asshole with a shock of cold water. The sound it makes is very onomatopoeic.

So I was reading the sports section when a splook soaked my butt and I almost dropped my phone in the john

by Roastr2 February 13, 2022

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