sock spider

Your sock comes off when you’re sleeping, and touches you in the night scaring you awake like the feeling of when a spider is crawling on you.

I had a sock spider last night, it scared the heck outta me!

by Summo777 May 21, 2021

dying spider high turkey

a dying spider high turkey are a crazy and weird invasive species. they blueg to defend themselves and only eat specially fomed carrots that can only be made by afk twons. unfortunately it is hard for people to throw them out and then they invade. only 2 people currently have these as pets and they are both afk twons.

look, it’s a dying spider high turkey!

by additheallergy May 6, 2023

Hyper Cyber Spidey Sense

the cyber spidey sense, when someone has the ability to supersense someone's emotions, even through the cold interface of a chat box. usually referred to HCSS or magical powers.

5p1d3rm4n: hey
sad_girl: hey

5p1d3rm4n: you seem down. whats up?
sad_girl: wow, your HCSS is off the charts!!

5p1d3rm4n: don't even worry about that boy, he's not worth it!
sad_girl: maaan, you always know what to say :)

5p1d3rm4n: gotta love that hyper cyber spidey sense!

by pramita December 3, 2007

palm a spider

to grab or holds on to eight dicks at once.

i once knew a guy who could palm a spider.

by fluffyprime September 10, 2012

Pennsylvania Barking Spider

a fictional spider to cover up the word of a rancid ass ripper

*someone smells a rancid rip* it must be the Pennsylvania barking spider, i heard theyre terrible this time of the year

by anonymous March 15, 2021

Brown recluse spider

The spider that every spider becomes if Arachnophobia is more than just a movie for you.

Girl- Get it away from me, it's a brown recluse spider!

Girl's roommate- That's a granddaddy longlegs. What the fuck is wrong with you?

by The Original Agahnim September 28, 2021

The undercarriage of the human spider

The view as if you were laying on the floor staring up at 2 men sharing a dildo.

I googled Soos and Grunkle Stan porn the other night and saw the undercarriage of the human spider.

by JakeTheSnake6102 February 16, 2021