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Spence Slap

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A last resort action, which involves stroking your beard three times, then uncorking a backhanded slap of a male individual, who typically works at a smoke shop and thinks time and respect only have relevance when it pertains to him.
I was talking with James the other day, and he said that turd at the smoke shop belittled him after being late by over one hour. Unfortunately for the old boss man at the shop, he wasn’t talking to any regular driver, and after about two minutes of his senseless rambling James Spence Slapped the fuck out of him. Took James twenty minutes to make the delivery and guy was still out cold!
by Tee Cee Deez March 7, 2020
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neil spence

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The process of going through a particularly harrowing mental breakdown, usually involving garbled voices and unintelligible sentences strung along in a haphazard fashion. Can occur in supermarkets unexpectedly.
That bitter gay was having a right neil spence.
by undisclosed location April 1, 2008
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Spencerport

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A suburban village on the west side of Monroe County, right outside of Rochester. Yes the east side is better. Indubitably the best place on the west side, however. The best schools, the least amount of douche-bag high-schoolers, and the most culturally aware residents. Best high school jazz band and wrestling team in the state.

It bleeds with Italians, but at least it's still alive. (Gates and Greece on the other hand . . .)

Close to Tahou's.

At least 15 pizza places are in delivery rage to any point.

Only 1 good bar, though.
Neighboring-town kid: "What you up to tonight?

Spencerport kid: "Oh idk - prolly go to the wrestling meet or the jazz show, score some coke in town at a coffee shop for my friends, not dress like a douche-bag, go to a club or pub in the city, stop at tahou's or whimpy's on the way back for a plate, meet up with the rest of the absurdly (in comparison) sexually attractive, clichély suburban, clique-less and genuinely decent student population at a chill-ass party, complain about rich preppy assholes from Pittsford or other east side fabricated residential tracks, and then pass out at the house b/c parents here pretty much respectfully don't give a shit b/c their children aren't as retarded as most of the mal-formed excuses for children that the towns around us occasionally leak through our borders."

Neighboring-town kid: "Oh right - you're in spencerport - guess i'll have to hit on my neighbor's cows with my in-bread girlfriend again like the last 3 nights . . ."
by mr.prufrock July 19, 2009
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sencer

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Sencers were the definition of "warriors of the castle" or very powerful soldiers and armies
The Ottoman Empire's warriors are sencer like
by Polat April 28, 2017
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The most genuine, sweet, caring, funny and easy-going guy that one will ever meet. Spenser can make friends with strangers and have them rolling on the ground in laughter. A man who is sensitive to one's feelings but a real badass manly man otherwise. Someone who is well endowed and knows how to put it down. Also, the sexiest one women man in the world. People always want to be around Spenser whether it's be for his humor, laid back attitude, sex appeal, or just a good time.
Friend 1: What should we do tonight?

Friend 2: Let's see what Spenser is doing.

Friend 1: GREAT IDEA!!!!
by his1andonly February 3, 2010
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