Shower Sex

When two people have sex while taking a shower.

Guy: "Hey sexy, wanna go have some shower sex?"
Girl: "Hell yeah! Let's go!"

by Haru_Haru April 29, 2010

cream shower

1. When a male ejaculates after masturbating and the semen squirts high enough for it to come back down all over the male's head.
2. When a male pulls out during sex and ejaculates in a manner such that the trajectory of the semen comes down on the partner's head.
3. Any other occurence where semen drops from above onto someone's head.

1. I was lookin at some porn the other night and accidentally took a cream shower.
2. I pulled out and gave my girlfriend a cream shower.

by Rik F March 10, 2008

Shower Pocket

Slang term for "douche bag."

I've never met a bigger shower pocket than Frank.

That must have been a big effort for you to have been such a shower pocket at the party last night.

by Wallace J. May 31, 2007

shower baby

when you jack off in the shower and kick the cum down the drain. better known as creating shower babies

Ah shit, i got a shower baby on my feet!

by jack master bates April 7, 2010

Milk Shower

When one ejaculates in the shower after thinking very naughty thoughts whilst polishing his little man.

Ben built up such a horn that when he took his shower he took a milk shower at the same time.

by speshbubblebutt October 24, 2008

ke$ha shower

when you really need to take a shower, but are running late so simply spray yourself with excess volumes of perfume/aftershave/deodorant and hope no one will notice.

'whoa man you reek of cheap cologne!'
'yeah, i woke up late so only had time for a ke$ha shower'

by glittershitter May 28, 2012

Hot poo shower

When you take a steaming smelly poo and proceed to take a hot shower before the smell dissipates from the bathroom fermenting the poo smell as you cleanse yourself Aka "hot poo shower"

Last night I found myself having a hot poo shower, I don't feel entirely clean.

by BJ Scottie Boy April 17, 2015