Smartest tool in the shed

combo of smartest guy in the room meets sharpest tool in the shed. see those definitions separately as this shouldn't be a combined term. who knew tools were smart. newsflash...they're not and is the person that says this is quite frankly the smartest in the tool shed

Well he's not the smartest tool in the shed

by WAKESTAR June 2, 2018

sharted

When you attempt to fart but accidentally shit yourself.

Dude, we need to leave! I just sharted...

by Ishatmyself June 5, 2010

smart drugs

Prescription narcotic cognitive enhancing drugs taken in pill form or crushed and snorted. they are used to boost concentration and improve memory. Up to 25 per cent of American students are using them to help with studying and to improve grades. Many colleges and universities are questioning the ethical issues and risks associated with taking these drugs.

Adderall, modafinil and adrafinil are most common and are now as easy to obtain as a copy of “Fifty Shades of Grey.”

Students seeking a competitive edge on their finals will pop some smart drugs.

also known as: study buddies, brain steroids

by justcuze January 19, 2013

sharter

to shart oneself. to try to fart and accidentally shit oneself. the person committing the act of sharting.

Bubba had surprise poopy at work, what a sharter. He actually tried to fart and pooped his pants. What a sharter.

by Stinkeeeee September 29, 2008

book-smart

to do very well in school; good with books; nerd

girl : "who's better weezy or lil wayne?"
boy 1: "she's sucha blonde."
boy 2: "yeah but she's book-smart."

by !@#$%^&*()_+ March 22, 2008

Smart Car

Smart? lol funny... probably one of the shittest cars i've ever seen. It was also the number one gay car :-/

cant show example as its more than 50 characters :-( just go on Google and type "Smart Car gay" or something like that (Y)

by manutdfan4life March 12, 2005

smart mark

A person who is knowingly deceived, but values the entertainment inherent in the deception enough to continue to be deceived.

Some smart marks like to see a face lose in shoot screwjobs.

by Japanese linguist February 26, 2015