safety sheet

when two bros are forced to share a bed. one sleeps below the safety sheet, the other sleeps above it. thus providing a barrier from accidental homosexual interaction while sleeping

Mike and Adam decided to use the safety sheet so nothin gay would happen.

by 30tendy January 21, 2014

Safe Haven

A super amazing song by the best band in the world - State Champs

Person 1: "Do you know this song?"
Person 2: "Um.. yes!! It's Safe Haven by State Champs!"

by pseudonymous bach October 25, 2018

vasectomy safe

This textual description that indicates that a man has had a vasectomy. The implication is that since a man is now supposedly incapable of getting a female pregnant that a condom does not have to be used.

Consider that if a condom is used, whether the man has had a vasectomy or not, getting a female pregnant isn't an issue. Why even mention it at all.

A typical example would be a couple's text description in a swinger's website or in any other forum where couples are available for swinging and their personal and sexual preferences and details are expressed, such as the example below, this example is just a small part of a typical description of a couple,

Describe Yourselves:

Him:
He is 178 lbs, HWP, "v"-safe, (also vasectomy safe, or v-safe)....

Her:
She is...

by Diane Stowe October 24, 2007

fly safe

to be cautious/take care of yourself when you get high. This includes not consuming too much of the drug (overdosing), not doing something stupid while on the drug, and anything that is unsafe.

Jim hands Jimothy the Heroin
Jim - "fly safe brother"

by yj001 September 30, 2018

SafetyMan

A tard who sits in a pyramid postion on the floor everyday. Who has Moles and lots of them.

Dude safety get off the floor you lazy sac of shit.

by DaBomb8904 May 10, 2005

Safe Porn

Watching a TV show or movie just because you are sexually attracted to the actor or actress in it, using the excuse you are watching the TV show or movie 'because you like the story.'

I had a safe porn Ashton Kutcher marathon last night.

by pentaxCamera November 26, 2011

safes

slang for condoms, used to eliminate any awkwardness in a social situation where you don't want everyone around to know what you are saying.

example 1
girl; "Damn I'm out of safes, do you have any?"
guy; "yeah, don't worry about it, I got this."

example 2
"there's no way he's getting anywhere tonight without safes"

by acrosome January 17, 2012