slop boi

Although there is only one of these in the world, it is like nothing whatever have ever seen before. With pudgy cheeks and a horrific odor, this creature roams around his hometown with his best friend. Going to movies together is their favorite activity. A slop boi thinks he is cool but his so-called "friends" use him for his gigantic phone. His upper lip repels any femal creature and when he jumps into the water, he slops. If you see this creature, please call 1(800)SLOP-BOI

Guess who I drove home last night?
Slop Boi

by OnTheHunt April 13, 2015

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Slopcock

noun: a penis that has recently been given a blowjob, or involved in penetration.

I met this girl in the bookstore, took her home, and ended up with a slopcock. She was amazing.

by Monsieur Cairo October 29, 2014

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slop-slot

A well used, wet, noisy vagina.

Bro, why is your bed so damp? Oh, I fucked a real slop-slot last night

by The real slop-slot September 10, 2015

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slope job

A slope job is when you are snowboarding and the mountain scenery is so nice or your run is so epic that you just have to get a blow job, right on the slopes.

"This run is so epic! I need to get a slope job to make it even better!"

by Tricounty18 January 26, 2016

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