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handbag shifter

A white woman who moves, grabs or shifts her handbag as soon she sees a black man walk into a shop, cafe or restaurant.
The handbag shifter moved as soon I walked into the coffee shop
by Bula Matari December 20, 2022
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Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.
Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.
by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013
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Off the shitter

Last night was 'off the shitter' ; this coffee is off the shitter
by Clumsy Solider April 27, 2016
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Jack the Shitter

A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.
Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
by SpunkyLiesl August 24, 2017
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Route Serial Shitter

Somebody who makes deliveries who has IBS or similar and destroys restrooms each stop along the way.
by AnonK1234 September 30, 2023
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slam dunked right in the shitter

Jesus, we are really getting slam dunked right in the shitter!
by Bose1234 April 20, 2019
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Shitler

That Shitler Donald Trump just keeps saying dumb anti american things on twitter, he's like a poor man's hitler, a Shitler.
by Logicalfella September 26, 2017
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