scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013

Scrotal dew

Testicular sweat. Moisture in the groin area caused by activity or wool pants.

"I worked out for 2 hours this morning, and my shorts are soaked with scrotal dew".

by MstrMike August 29, 2013

Scrotching

The act of scratching your crotch.

Mike: Hey man glad I could meet you at the bar, whats up?
Billy: I'm good man, you?
Mike: Ah man what the fuck are you doing?!?
Billy: What?
Mike: Why the fuck are you scrotching in the middle of the room?

by Big Cock Jones January 26, 2014

scrotality

similar to brutality ... when a persons own verbal, physical or mental bollocks are inflicted or threatened towards another party i such a way as to cause "scrotality" with intent to harm, defraud or cause suffering to another ...

the way he dealt with the matter like that was sheer brutal bollocks , complete scrotality. how dare that scrote inflict his bollocks views on people so brutally

by schizoprenia isnt lonely February 8, 2014

Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.

"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."

by SteadWhise October 12, 2014

Scrot

A small rodent like animal that makes a b***** whining noise when you ask it to do mundane tasks

The Scrot likes to b**** over spilled milk.

by Bananacreampie January 16, 2015

scroasted

To get ultimately roasted by the scrotum. Other abbreviations: scroteroast.

"You guys are gonna get scroasted."
"Scroasted potatoes"

by The McScrotrskies June 8, 2014