scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 12, 2021

Scottish lecture

Slapping the shit out of someone you disagree with

"The wife and I attended a Scottish lecture last night and she's all the wiser for it today.

by Waffenmaus1945 January 5, 2022

scottishphrenia

it's a serious illness where you are addicted to scotland and its culture. Scottishphrenia tend to get jealous around scotts which is one of the symptoms. Most common in Bulgaria.

Teacher: Why are you dancing scottish dances?
Scottishphrenia patient: tha spòrs agam!
Friend: He suffers from scottishphrenia, i'm sorry.

by polewaj January 12, 2022

Scottish Microwave

When you're receiving a blowjob with a kilt and you pass gas. Much like a "Dutch oven" but without the sheets.

Things were getting hot and she went down on me but I accidentally gave her the "Scottish Microwave"

by Cave29 January 23, 2022

Stottie

A tuft of hair protruding from the scalp, as a result of a nights sleep. Resembles ‘back combing.’

Often seen in young children.

After a restless night my daughter woke up with a stottie.

by Trollied12 February 13, 2022

Scottish Soccer Club

A soccer club found in Edmonton with a dome, Alberta. It is an amazing place full of cool soccer players and a dome. It is a place of drama, gossip and much more. Oh and did a mention a dome

Oh look there’s the Scottish soccer club, it’s an amazing place. WITH A BIG OVAL BALOON!!!

by Astromech0 February 28, 2022

Scotted

To drink with someone who has a much higher capacity for alcohol than you, which results in you being so drunk that you throw up out of your taxi window while your drinking partner calmly eats pringles

Went out last night and got totally Scotted

by NeverScottedAgain April 5, 2022