santa whores

A group of prosititutes that are employed by Santa to raise needed money for Santa to deal in good cheer and pay for the bling on his sleigh

I see that santas whores are trolling the streets, offering christmas cheer to some horny christmas shoppers and those bar patrons coming out of the nightclubs.

Hey do you what corner the santa whores are located??

by chicago andy December 12, 2008

Santa Paula High

A high school in Southern California who is home of the Cardinals. This season in football, basketball, and baseball they have combined record of 2 wins, and 57 losses. Their rival is the Fillmore Flashes of Fillmore High School. Fillmore has basically owned the rivalry as Santa Paula has not beaten Fillmore in any of the above sports in several years.

guy 1: Who we playing next week?

guy 2: We got Santa Paula High at home.

guy 3: nice, sounds like an easy win.

by t-pain123 July 9, 2007

santa clarita

The greatest place on earth. Magic Mountain is here.

Dude, Magic Mountain is in Santa Clarita!! Let's go smoke weed.

by valencia2005 October 13, 2005

Santa Cruz

a pretty town on the coast of california. Beautiful to look at and visit once and awhile, but growing up in this piece of shit town sucks. Many of the locals (mostly white and gay) think theyre hard by joing fag gangs. Like east side and west side. The two sides have drama towards eachother for no apparent reason, most guy locals here think theyre bad ass and are full of shit. please go to oakland or somewhere in the bay area so you can get your ass beat. lots of the girls here are dumb sluts that usually prance around in shorts and nasty ass tube tops at parties. someone needs to beat there asses, and thats basically it.

Santa Cruz Fag in East Oakland: ESSC all day bitch, we hard!! well take east oakland any day!

Group of oakland gangters tackle the santa cruz fag and finally whoop his stupid white ass.

by keepin it real 27 March 22, 2010

Santa Cruz

A bike brand.
Normally ridden by mega faggots

My boy Jim was riding a Santa Cruz whilst watching gay porn

by I like nuggets 373838 October 18, 2019

Santa Claus

A hundred year old magical fat petafile that sneaks into small childrenns homes at night and leaves them toys, while he eats all your cookies and drinks all your milk on his yearly visits. Likely drunk. Also, he still owes you that damn pony from when you were 5!

Little kid: Yay Santa Claus!
Older brother: Wheres my Damn pony?!

by The not so big and not so red January 14, 2011

Santa Monica College

A fucking over populated community college in Santa Monica that lies about University transfers. It's a community college. It was among the top ranking in the national. However, due to critical financial shortages, it belongs to the bottom in my option ( I went there). In addition, the Professors(most) are a holes. Some Pressores are really caring and nice.

Damn, I went to Santa Monica College, it sucks.

by Marco at UCR October 17, 2006