Sandal Squad

Initials SS, also known as the Deep Green Mob. Given to talking about Nature in a way that is second cousin to God Squad style. Can't hear the word biotech without steam jetting out their ears, firmly believe that "chemical" is supposed to be an unqualified snarl word, and understand the difference between energy and radiation like nobody else. They would like to open your mind. Some of them would like to use a pick-axe.

When the local Sandal Squad heard that Jimmy Brogan was growing seedless grapes in his greenhouse, they turned up with a bulldozer and mangled the place.

by Fearman April 10, 2008

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of getting sushi with a woman of 65 years of age or older and then smelling her fishy genitalia in the bathroom of same sushi restaurant. Complete the act with sweet, messy loving. Generally ends with a raw penis due to dry vagina.

Guy 1: That party was so crazy last night!
Guy 2: After, I left and gave Mike's Grandma a Tokyo Sandblaster!
Guy 1: Nice!

by duckfox91 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

Sneezing in an asian woman's asshole.

we were sixty-nining when my allergies kicked in, so it was Tokyo Sandblaster

by Blaster Master November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

A sexual position coined by Conan O'Brien. I'm guessing it's when you purposely ejaculate into a woman's face and then throw a hand full of rice at her face so it sticks.

I was banging this Japanese chick last night so I had to give her the "Tokyo Sandblaster"!

by The Stallion God November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

when a guy is performing oral sex on a girl and drags his stubble filled chin across her vagina

My jaw was getting sore so I gave her a tokyo sandblaster

by majazozo November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The act of breaking wind in a sleeping roommate's face so hard that pieces of poo fly all over them. Tokyo sandblasting works best after eating Mexican food.

What is that on Steve's face?

Oh, those little brown specks? I gave him a Tokyo Sandblaster last night.

by G-Monster32 November 11, 2010

Tokyo Sandblaster

The Tokyo Sandblaster is a scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features. The man must have a beard similar to Conan's for this to take place effectively upon the butt cheeks and his face.

John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster.

by The Pradigy 805 November 12, 2010