the smartest person you’ve ever met and probably the most beautiful person you’ve seen. Looks like gu jun pyo from boys over flowers(kdrama). Super funny and it’s very obvious he’s too good for you. Into girls with cuteness(aegyo) but acts like he has no feelings and acts like a douchebag at first. Super soft on the inside but will reject you if you’re not korean or cute. Will get in Stanford
by happyshellfish23 March 14, 2019
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To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
To kill someone in a first person shooter video game in multiplayer, immediately after said player has re-spawned, in a similar way to how a bear kills a salmon after spawning upriver.
by Garrett Alden November 16, 2007
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No one is exactly sure why this is, but Saimoon is said to be the true definition of the term "saimoon" which can be understandable by general people. To get an insight about Saimoon you must visit Saimoon and come to know all about Saimoon.
I was busy attending my lecture and all of a sudden a student saimooned it.
To be a Saimoon or not to be is the question
To be a Saimoon or not to be is the question
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Get the salmon splats mug.A fat stinky incredibly ugly Columbian boy. He has the biggest crush on an Indian bitch named Nima who will never ever like him back.
Yo that nigga Simon smells like complete ass.
Yo Simon lose some fuckin weight u morbidly obese piece of shit.
Yo later let’s go to the park and watch the Simon eclipse.
Yo Simon lose some fuckin weight u morbidly obese piece of shit.
Yo later let’s go to the park and watch the Simon eclipse.
by Simonismuchosmelly May 26, 2019
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Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
Little creepy, kinda like a horny Joseph Fritzl. If you close your eyes whilst fucking him though, he’ll fuck you into next week.
That perv at the pub last night was a total Simon Chater. 5 more pints and I would’ve taken him home and had the time of my life.
by 00Daddy November 22, 2019
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