Sad person

someone who writes a full essay on urban dictionary about their own name saying how beautiful and blessed and caring they are.

(they are NOT)

a sad person's text:
"Laurel is a beautiful person who may seem a little crazy but she actually cares for you bla bla bla all that crap"

by daaaamnthatshot December 4, 2020

sad waves

when a person who has been dumped and still loves the other partner is overall happy, but whenever someone says something to remind them of that special person, they get his with a "wave of sadness".

Pizey: "Fuck, I have such a big phone phobia"

Mike: *in quiet voice* "She told me not to call her"

Pizey: "sad waves?"

Mike: "yeah"

by Miklus May 15, 2006

Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.

I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.

by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009

Sad Larry

A sad larry is the act of one man crying into a vagina and having a third person then perform oral sex on the teary vagina.

"My wife has been really into getting Sad Larry's lately. The fact that the third guy is my brother helps the tears."

by xXTruGoku9001Xx March 20, 2016

Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.

The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.

by _Einherjar March 11, 2021

Sad-ist

Dream SMP animator.
Known for making the Warriors animatic, The Fall, Dawn of the 16th, and Techno vs Dream.
By the members of the DSMP recognizing Sad-ist they quickly gained fame and are currently continuing on improving their animating skills and making animatics of the DSMP arcs and storylie.

friend: Who made this animation?
Me: Sad-ist did!

by TheGothJester January 14, 2021

Shipping Sad

A shipping sad is when you become so invested in shipping two fictional characters that never get together that you become sad about it. Especially in cases where one of the people in the ship gets with someone else, creating a notp

A: I'm in a shipping sad over the TV show Merlin.
B: Why?
A: Because Arthur and Merlin are supposed to be together but Arthur gets with Gwen.

by Life3561 August 7, 2019