Capri-Sun Funland

A theme park based around the Capri-Sun soft drink. It is known for having a very fun water slide. No artificial ingredients allowed!

Any sentient soft drink who wishes to enter Capri-Sun Funland is scanned by a high-tech machine to see if they contain any artificial ingredients. Sentient soft drinks who contain artificial ingredients will be denied entry.

"Capri-Sun Funland - can't wait! Next stop, the water slide!"

by Sussy Bazinga September 21, 2022

mohegan sun

a shitty arena / casino in montville, connecticut where they charge you $15 for a slice of pizza. The average smell of the building is moldy bread and cigarette smoke, yet parents still decide to take their kids to see katy perry for $2000 a ticket.

“have you ever been to mohegan sun?”
“yeah, the food wiped out my bank account”

by titty glue January 27, 2018

Sun shower

When you wait all week to go to the toilet, and on the seventh day you go to the top of a building and spray down on people walking on the streets

Hey bro do you want to do a epic prank, it’s called a sun shower

by 420XxbunningsnagxX69 August 31, 2020

arabian sun goggles

A Gentleman politely lays his sac on your face, conveniently placing a nut in each eye.

This nice young man gave me arabian sun goggles last night

by Dudu January 9, 2007

gift of the sun god

another name used forcocaine

gift of the sun god = cocaine

by Schwamm April 29, 2005

Sun Valley Couch

N. The couch of choice for lower income citizens outside of Reno, NV. It is comprised of two mismatched recliners upholstered with ripped imitation leather.

Did you hear Bob's wife left him?

Yeah, and she got everything, I was at his house and all he had was a Sun Valley Couch.

by Rear Admiral Pisstroff July 13, 2011

Sun dried tomato

dried vagina that gives the impression of sun dried fruit.

Did you see that sun dried tomato on hope solo?

by Inspectoruno August 5, 2015