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A Stumpy is a short, fat, lazy man who loves sleeping in til 3PM. He usually watches somewhere around 5-6 hours of television a night with himself and his broken couch. A Stumpy also tells many fictional fables or stories.
I called my jobless friend a "Stumpy" because he was a fat and useless.
by ghjh April 15, 2006
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slump

Generally when you are just sucking for a period of time. It often refers to the academic ability of an individual. It is possible to earn ones way out of a slump, which is usually followed by a victory dance.
'Slumped' from October 2010 to February 2011 after a series of academic failures. With his return to glory being fueled by his story 'Piano Man'. A tale of a man whose life journey of not belonging is told through his music on stage - an instant classic.
by fallen.X.angel March 23, 2011
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slump buster

Banging some fat ugly bitch because you CAN. You haven't had any in awhile so a slump buster is what you need to get some confidence back to higher class hizat's. Typically a slump buster is a grenade or a M.U.F.F.
It was Valentine's Day so Wes' negative game was working somehow, so he picked up a slump buster and then had a successful rest of the year with hizat's.
by Andrea February 15, 2004
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Slump Busting

The above definition is correct, except for 3 omissions.

1. The word can be used to describe the act of breaking a bad streak in either baseball or the singles game.

2. Mark Grace made the phrase famous, because he would normally hit in the high 200s, but would sometimes go on a really nasty 0 for 25 kind of slump, and because he supposedly coined another synonym for slumpbusting, "taking the wood to a fatty."

3. Because he made these two phrases famous, a 3rd synonym became used within baseball, and now pop culture, to pull a "Mark Grace", also meaning to break a slump by boning an ugly or fat chick.
Player 1: Man, Ramirez hasn't gotten laid in 3 weeks. And hasn't been on base in 5.
Player 2: Yeah he definitely needs to go to a bar tonight, find a swamp donkey and pull a Mark Grace.
Rookie: What's a Mark Grace?
Player 1: Slumpbusting
Rookie: Slump Busting?
Player 2: Slumpbusting, jackass. Taking the wood to a fatty.
by Eroneous Negroneous March 18, 2010
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stumpy

A short, fat, harry girl who people often mistake for a legless, male rat
Woah, is that a rat or a stumpy?
by BIZATCH MWAHAHHA June 26, 2003
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SlumpBuster

When you don't get laid for awhile, your in a slump. So you screw a girl that you would not be seen in public with unless you were intoxicated.
Yo Banksta!!! that girl last night was a SlumpBuster!!! I bet she was happy this morning when she seen you!!! LOL
by Ryan Ren a.k.a. Lil 'RR' October 18, 2008
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Shumpei

a high class form of marijuana, originating from the far east in Japan. Shit gets you fucked up, similar to Kush.
"Shit, I got fucked UP off that shumpei last night!"
by Droogie May 24, 2006
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