A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.
Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.
by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020
An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.
by xottas May 19, 2022
when you are standing at the urinal and you have to shit but can't, either because the stalls are full or you have a phobia, and whilst trying to only urinate you accidentatly drop a deuce in your pants.
person 1: "Hey man why did you leave the park so fast?"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
person 2: "I got a standing deuce-ation and had to chance my pants"
person 1: "Man that's Fucking sick!"
by EskimoJAK March 17, 2011
Pink Dildo Stand djkgog;'lbsk'b;lnrt';lgfdokjhgc
by quartz89 February 11, 2022
Pink Dildo Stand
by quartz89_alt February 10, 2022
a short term amorous encounter that neither party regrets the next day
(as opposed to the often negative connotation of 'one night stand')
(as opposed to the often negative connotation of 'one night stand')
"yeah it was a one-off thing, just a fun-night-stand"
"we met in a bar, and it kind of led to a fun-night-stand"
"Kerry and Steve had a fun-night-stand when they were in college"
"we met in a bar, and it kind of led to a fun-night-stand"
"Kerry and Steve had a fun-night-stand when they were in college"
by Merchant M October 24, 2013