Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.

Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

wheel stand

to do a wheelie or mono on a push bike, motorcycle, car etc

that bloke just did a wheel stand up the road

by Byza October 22, 2007

umbrella stand

The appearance of a toilet following a particularly concerted evacuation of the bowels, usually induced by prior consumption of excessively large quantities of meat and a suitable binder (e.g. bread, or any vegetable that does not routinely induce the squits, such as the potato).

Fetch me a sharp stick son, the flush hasn't worked and I've left it looking like an umbrella stand.

by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

Frat Stand

A situation where sorority or fraternity members "stand" on objects during parties to appear taller and look cooler than everyone else

We need more frat stands for our party so everyone can rage on top of things

by jam marsh September 7, 2010

reversed keg stand

You hold the keg over your head and drink from it

Man that guy did an awesome reversed keg stand... oh.. he dropped it on him.. thats going to hurt in the morning

by wegener March 7, 2007

The Suck Stand

when a guy is so tall he gets a blow job while the girl stands, no need to kneel, just suck it...

When she knelt she couldn't suck my knees, let alone my cock, so she did the suck stand...

by boomsmack August 21, 2009

Danish Fruit Stand

When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.

It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.

by KT2172 July 7, 2011