Splearf Engargay

Splearf Engargay is the phrase that defines people who like to get their swerve on especially at dance parties that nobody else goes to.

That one guy is so cool and lame because of his Splearf Engargay at that Valentine's party.

by thearmysharkofdeath February 13, 2015

Splenda Nova

An overall perfect, amazing, and attractive person with a great personslity

LeAnn is perfect she's such a splenda nova

by Blackjesus.5150 March 15, 2015

Splendemocracy

It looks like democracy, it sounds like democracy but it isn't democracy, in the same way that Splenda looks and tastes like sugar but isn't real sugar

Splendemocracy exists in North Korea: they have "elections" which looks and sound like a democracy, but there is only one political party on the ballot (the people's communist republic of North Korea), so it's not exactly a democracy

by JWLatPlay May 25, 2015

Spleak

Spleak: When you banging a chick and you feel that you about cum but you ain't tryna have no babies so you pull out

But you waited a split second too long to decide to pull out and a little slips out into her pussy before you pull completely out.

After 9 months you have a baby and you have a baby because you spleaked

I got my girl pregnant because I accidentally spleaked
Now I'm a father

by Hugh Anus June 4, 2015

Splenda Bitch

Someone who is so fake to the point where you don't even know what they're trying to be.

Girl 1: Oh my God, is that Becca?
Girl 2: Ugh, yeah, she's such a splenda bitch.
Girl 1: Agreed!

by professional hoe December 4, 2015

Splenda Stepdad

A cheap sugar daddy

"John was such a splenda stepdad, he hardly bought me anything."

by 23232323232 April 5, 2016

Splenda Dude

A guy who puts on a fake "nice guy" façade; sweet on the outside, but Satan on the inside.

"Ugh! He just dumped me just like that! And he was nice to me and everything! What a Splenda Dude!"

by Aros22 April 27, 2016