tea shop

You’ve presumably heard of spilling tea, A tea shop is where a large amount of tea is spilled.

“Wow this group chat is a tea shop”

by Violetwill February 4, 2018

tryna shop

Pretty self explanatory, I mean you tryna shop or not headass

Tryna shop?

by CharvisDaishiki April 5, 2020

Swamp shop

Nasty vadge. Straight up .

Sheila's swamp shop uses a pressure washer to knock the cooties off...lol

by SlicksBadGirl aka BadKittie September 23, 2020

Shop Affair

When you buy products from a rival shop instead of your usuall choice

Why are you shopping here instead of Walmart. Bitch, are you having a shop affair?

by anonymous October 12, 2020

Stampede Shopping

Annual insanity of retailers offering 10 pieces of heavily advertised discounted items for a mob of 1000s shoppers battling through insults and bruises toward the store isles.

Usually occurring on Black Fiday.

"Last season's Stampede Shopping was regulated through a lottery system..."

by Critik2be November 27, 2012

gin shopping

Pouring gin (or another alcoholic beverage) down someone's butt crack and drinking it. Kind of like a body shot but with a hairy and homoerotic twist.

"Dude, I can't believe we went gin shopping together last night! That party was wild! Is there hair in my teeth?"

by Chester P. January 8, 2013

Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping

Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.

by No shoes, no shirt, no sharts. June 16, 2012