l'stockeryphobia

A fear that a product you desire will go out of stock

My l'stockeryphobia started to kick in as I realized I could not afford the TV until later.

by Bubbly Snowflakes January 21, 2021

smocker

smocker... often used prior to the work cocker. but it describes a person that would grab the base of thier penis and smack another with his cock

Lil miss a is a smocker.. or cock smock

by dipgrizz January 4, 2010

Stockers

To be completely without sexual orientation. ie is it male, female, or something else???

holy shit look at that chick now thats a stockers!

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

cock skocker

noun: a person who can skock a cock

Look at that bitch, finally trained her to be a cock skocker

by Carl February 6, 2004

shonker

a Tottenham supporter.

Ali G is a shonker.

by Dunky Oggins October 31, 2003

spocker

the extreme version of the shocker...instead of the classic two in the pink one in the stink, You simply seperate your 4 fingers into two pairs like spock from Star Trek, "live long and prosper" hand pose, before inserting two fingers in the coot and two in the boot.

that girl is such a whore i gave her the spocker and she didnt even notice

by Clay Turner June 11, 2005

Shacker

A person who is addicted to shatter.
Coke cooked into crack. Addict is cracker
Weed cooked into shatter. Shacker

I just caught that shacker hitting his rig in the mcdicks parking lot.

by Aint trippin January 22, 2017