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That's how the potatoes get salted

A phrase used when something unfortunate happens.
Grandson : Grandma my PC got destroyed from the rain last night
Grandma: Honey That's how the potatoes get salted
by TheKnoble23 May 8, 2020
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Sadult

An adult who reads children's literature, most noticeably Harry Potter books.
Check out that 30 something reading the latest Potter book. What a sadult.
by filthygrogeous August 10, 2009
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salt water Mexican

A person from the Phillipine Islands. A Flip.
Florencio is one cool salt water Mexican. He doesn't giggle like a monkey.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Salt Brah

a filthy "person" that dresses like a hippie, does many drugs frequently while listening to old hippie music. also has no future, plays no sports(except sometimes hockey), and is obsessed with nature and promoting peace, always a non republican
syn.-hippie
Hey, "Let's cleanse our school of these salt brah shits!"
by THE FORCES OF GOOD May 6, 2005
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Salt

Salt thrower, Throwin salt, salty bitch/nigga: Ones who partake in but not limited 2: hating, talking shit, cock blocking, being stank, playa hatin, acting like they kno, bein 2faced, stuck up, ignorant, actin like they shit dont stank, etc
"why would u do something like tht trev?" Trev:"2 bad i didnt" Jim:"she acts like she knows" Trev:"yeah, salty bitch, i gotta go 2 the doctor now, my sodium level is dangerous"
by TmoFnRev May 5, 2010
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Driving a Salt Truck

(verb) When someone is overly upset, angry, frustrated, etc.
Dude, Shelley is totally driving a salt truck right now because we left her at that restaurant with that lesbian chick.
by youllneverguess... August 19, 2010
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Seasoned Salt Challenge

The goal of the Seasoned Salt Challenge is to snort a tablespoon of seasoned salt faster than your opponent can shotgun a Coors Light. Ultimately, you cannot win this challenge. It is the equivalent to spraying mace up your nose for 10 seconds. The spices in the seasoning will destroy your nasal cavity, causing your eyes to force themselves shut (aside from a torrent of tears escaping) and your face to feel like someone dumped an entire colony of African Fire Ants onto it. You are guaranteed to cry for 20 minutes and sneeze for the next 2 hours. The after effects of this challenge are still felt days later. It is said to be one of the most unnatural highs a human should never experience.

Bonus points are awarded for having sex with someone the same night you complete the Seasoned Salt Challenge.
"Hey man, did you see Nick snort that tablespoon of seasoned salt?"

"Yes! I can't believe he did that. The best part is, no one told him to snort it. He did it of his own free will."

"He must like to party, I've never seen someone do the Seasoned Salt Challenge, I thought it was a myth!"
by tdsteveaustin May 10, 2010
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