sammie!

the best and most iconic person to exist. ever.

look over there! it's sammie! the best person to exist ever!!!
sammie is so iconic what the hecc.
sammie is the best person ever, i really don't deserve her.

by jaydenmonossyn October 5, 2020

Sammi

Sammi is amazing and no one can say otherwise.

You either love her or.. Or die.
There's not really any other option.
I stg if anyone insults her I will destroy you all.

God: what happens if I click this button
Angel: um it's kinda like you make an adorable reincarnation of Jesus
God: Ok-

Sammi: *exists*
Joey: aw

Kyla: aw

Joey and Kyla: we protecc, we attacc

by It’s ya cringy boi, ThiOwO June 11, 2020

Sammied

To get dive out of an aeroplane and get shot out of the sky.

"Dude you totally got sammied!"

by Chickenbaguette April 17, 2020

Sammy

Has a massive cock and will make you scream (I know from experience)

Sammy you’re in too deep 😫

by drkelfman November 23, 2021

Sammy

A Sammy is one of the best niggas ever created. If you are a Sammy, God took his time with you fr. A Sammy is nice, funny, cool, but can also be annoying at times. They are great friends to have and if your friend group has a Sammy, y’all are W’s. Sammy’s can beat anybody’s ass. They are strong and very aggressive. Don’t try to make a Sammy mad, they may fuck you aggressively till you die.

A Sammy is also a true rizz god. They pull all the hoes. They love to bag women for fun and always love their presence. Though they love the hoes, they will give them to the homies because Sammy’s are very thoughtful.

Don’t let their rizz fool you though m. A Sammy is not a sinner and the are very conservative! The do not partake in any premarital intercourse. They are holy to the heart and are very smart with their choices.

Yo sammy is 210!!!!!

by SammoKammo November 21, 2021

Sammy

Sammy, how much I do really love and care for you. We love you and whenever you're up on broadway singing your heart out I will be in the closest seats by that stage, watching you and being so proud of you. Don't let others talk you down, you know better than that, we love you and we always will. I will.

"Sammy? Oh, how angelic her voice is to hear."

by i love my violin March 5, 2022

Sammy+Stephy

The cutest most perfect couple on the planet. Two psychos in it until the end. Super close and loving. Can’t take them apart. They’re meant to be and they’re perfect.

See that couple over there? They’re definitely a Sammy+Stephy

by BoyCunt81117 April 22, 2018