sack of laundry

Someone that is fat and out of shape. When you look at them you just think, wow what waste of a person. They mope around and are unproductive. Ultimately, They just look like a sack of shit.

Johnny: haha, look at the fat guy trying to play basketball. His fat is jiggling around. He can hardly run!

Sam: Ew, he has sweated completely through his t shirt.

Johnny: Haha what a sack of laundry!

by Yawn Yant October 18, 2012

sack lunch

Scratching your scrotum and subsequently presenting your fingers to a friend's mouth/nose and asking, "Sack lunch?".

Before I took a shower I gave Kelli a sack lunch. She really liked it!

by shoeshina23 November 6, 2012

Sack attack

when one guy takes his sack and wraps it around another guys penis and he has sex with it

Matt went over to Dave's for a little sack attack

by Monkey 12 January 4, 2008

sack of tits

a phrase used to describe the body shape of the lotus elise S2.

lordy, the new elise looks like a right old sack of tits.
the phrase was orginally coined by purebob in a heated debate about cars, pies and pasties.

by ajussi July 18, 2008

Sack-Lunch

Somebody who never wants to go out and do anything fun. Can also be used for flaking. Taken from when you invite someone from work or school out to lunch and they say, "That's okay, I brought my own."

"So dude, you still goin' out tonight?"
"Naw, man, I think I'm staying in."
"Pff, aight sack-lunch I'll see ya later!"
*CLICK!

by girtby April 22, 2006

Sack Wank

The order in which your scrotum is stimulated either by the hands or the mouth, this is suppose to massage the prostate causing ejaculate to seep out of the penis

im tired of wanking my penis, ill sack wank instead

by abbath32 September 16, 2008

Sack of potatoes

Irish derogatory term for an entitled reciever of pleasure. A woman (man, trans, non binary..mostly just a princess) who lies on her back during intercourse contributing nothing to the event other than her own presence, and later states how lucky YOU are.

"I heard you rode the hole off Claire last night, fair play lad she's unreal looking!" "Ah lad she did nathing, only sprawled out like a sack of potatoes sure she didn't even suck it like and I've an awful itch down there now"

by AndyLad September 27, 2021