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f.i.e.t.t.s.

F.I.E.T.T.S. Is an acronyms for the English translation of the Omega Psi Phi motto
FRIENDSHIP IS ESSENTIAL TO THE SOUL

And is used as the most relevant reminder of what we stand for, fight for and live for as a brotherhood.
Only used in printed form as in letters or text.

Ok bruh, I will see you in Vegas for the CLAVE( CONCLAVE- a National Meeting of the fraternity)

ROOH! F.I.E.T.T.S.
by STAQ LEXICON May 17, 2016
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B.F.T.D.S.

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
by jeru411 May 28, 2013
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F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010
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F.A.G.S.

Fight Against Grenade Spam. Infinityward's failed game trailer released shortly before Modern Warfare 2's release. The trailer was soon taken down by Infinityward because of the offensive acronym. In the trailer an animated Philidelphia Phillies pitcher Cole Hamels talks about "...something close to his heart, random grenades." The trailers release was most likely a response to the Call of Duty community's dislike of the fragmentation grenade (Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare frags were thought by many to be "overpowered" due to their large blast radius. Many players often "spammed 3 frags off spawn") in the previous Modern Warfare. Critics of the game trailer stated that the whole incident could have been avoided if the acronym had been changed to F.R.A.G.S. (Fight Relentlessly Against Grenade Spam). The trailer can be found on video websites such as YouTube (The trailer was removed from Infinityward's YouTube page shortly after it's release but is on other pages).
Player 1: "Hey did you see the new F.A.G.S. trailer for Modern Warfare 2?"
Player 2: "Some of it. They took the video down when it was halfway through loading. All i saw was some guy wearing a..." *ping, ping... BOOM!* "Thats it!!! I'm done with these grenade spamming fags. I am definitely not getting Modern Warfare 2."
Player 1: "Actually, if you watch the rest of it..." -Player 2 is offline- "...of course."
by TJVClutch August 6, 2010
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F.A.P.S.

acronym for: Fiery Anal-Piss Symdrome.
known in some circles as the most god awful form of diarrhea.

when you blow out your bowels in such a way it resembles piss coming from your asshole. there are usually no chunks present when you have the F.A.P.S., but there is an extreme burning sensation when finished.
I think i ate a bad clam or something yesterday, i can't get off the pot because of the F.A.P.S.
by tony August 12, 2004
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f.r.i.e.n.d.s.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job's a joke, you're broke
Your love life's D.O.A
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year, but
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
You're still in bed at ten

And work began at eight
You've burned your breakfast, so far

Things are going great
Your mother warned you there'd be days like these
But she didn't tell you when the world has brought

You down to your knees and
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
No one could ever know me
No one could ever see me
Seems you're the only one who knows

What it's like to be me
Someone to face the day with
Make it through all the rest with
Someone I'll always laugh with
Even at my worst, I'm best with you, yeah
It's like you're always stuck in second gear
When it hasn't been your day, your week, your month
Or even your year
I'll be there for you
(When the rain starts to pour)
I'll be there for you
(Like I've been there before)
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
I'll be there for you
('Cause you're there for me too)
joey: yo have you heard of the show “f.r.i.e.n.d.s.” ?
chandler: ye bro it’s lit asf “iLL BE THERE FoR yOU!1!1”
by oofclout November 10, 2018
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B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S

Bureau of Unregulated Tournaments For Urban Corn Hole Statistics... An organization dedicated to tracking unregulated cornhole matches and keeping records of the results. The organization was formed in Aug. 2004 in response to the growing number of cornhole tournaments taking place outside of standardized tournament format. Since it's insurrection, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have documented over 22,000 matches and the statistics thereof. Urbanized cornhole matches have become a major concern for tournament cornhole activists. The B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. have worked tirelessly to alieviate the corncerns of the B.I.T.C.H. (Bureau of International Tournament Corn Holers), the governing body of all tournament cornhole matches.
Stop cornholing, the B.U.T.F.U.C.H.S. are here.
by Rich Davis July 14, 2008
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