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romance

romance, a load of fucking bullshit.
by Romance ys September 5, 2019
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Rice Romance

The act of taking white steamed rice, freezing it in a phallic form, once frozen, one must insert it into the rectum of one's partner. Once inserted couple must have sex long enough to heat up the rice then remove and share a meal.
Nothing like a good rice romance to fill you up on a Friday night
by Mother gooose June 11, 2022
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bloody romance

Not being afraid to get their hands bloody for there lover/lovers.
“I’m a bloody romance sort of person.”
by Gaming2467 July 20, 2023
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Plural Romance

Being romantically involved with more than one person at one time and all involved parties are aware and accepting of it.
Being queer really opens the door to plural romance for non-sultans.
by ApricotFields May 30, 2024
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My Chemical Romance

Daily Mail's worst fear. Also the band that saved my life.
{in a strip club}
Guy 1: Is that...My Chemical Romance?
Guy 2: Gah! The emo band! Cover your ears!
Guy 1: Dude...they're just a band...it's not gonna-
Guy 2: COVER YOUR EARS, JARROD!!
Guy 1: You do realize that not only does Gerard Way deny the emo label, but that also MCR has saved tons of kids from killing themselves, right? I–
Guy 2, furious: COVER YOUR GODDAMN EARS, JARROD!
Guy 1: I guess all that Daily Mail got in your head.
{a bouncer proceeds to take Guy 2 out}
by 7568ino October 21, 2023
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Bad Romance

tis a song
thine lyrics goes like this:

Whoooooaaaa
Story of Undertale.
I fell through a cave on Mount Ebott,
I faced an evil, talking’ flower in a pot,
Explains the plot,
Wants me dead, wants me to rot.
Toriel saves me, takes me to her home,
And hooks me up with a brand new monster phone,
Leaves me alone,
But I escape and meet some bones.
Should I be a pacifist?
Or should I use my fists?
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all.
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste,
I want to wipe out the Monster race.
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve,
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue.
I fell from the light.
Talk or Should I fight?
Monster genocide.
This my Undertale.
I’ll slaughter Undyne, I’ll waste who I choose.
With all this EXP there’s no way that I’ll lose.
Now watch me move,
I won’t stop I’m feelin' rude.
Asgore is shaking, he hears my approach,
I’ll slaughter Sans and squash his bro like a roach,
Chara’s my coach,
All these monsters I will poach.
Screw being pacifist.
I think I’ll use my fists.
I’m feeling evil, think I’ll kill them all
I’m homicidal, and I’ve got a taste
I want to wipe out the Monster race
I’ve got no patience, got no resolve
I will slaughter, screw the dialogue
Burnt pan, toy knife, use a stick to take your life
Tough glove, ballet shoes, epic fight like front page news
King Asgore wants to collect human souls
Seven of them, is his ultimate goal
Open the door, to humanity’s realm
Start a new war, humans overwhelm
person 1: i like bad romance
person 2: Whoooooaaaa - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh - oh -oh - oh
by thenameofthegods January 2, 2025
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Modern Romance

A photo/ Instagram aesthetic made popular by Influencer, Mina Marlena. This aesthetic combines European inspiration, vintage film vibes and romantic details like soft pink roses, long flowing princess dresses, and corsets/lingerie style clothing. Artistic angles and the thoughtful use of props such as newspapers, books, bouquets of flowers & film cameras are seen frequently in this photo aesthetic. This aesthetic feels like Juliet waiting for Romeo on her balcony but make it 2022, and she’s taking selfies on her iphone.
I love the Modern Romance aesthetic on Instagram, it’s so pretty!
by bouchercherub87 April 10, 2022
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