My Poisoned Romance

The best god damn garage band of all times

"MY POISONED ROMANCE IS MY FAVERITE BAND!!!" says Kimmy

by Spencer(the bas player of mpr) February 13, 2009

Brussel Sprout Romance

When you eat raw sliced brussel sprouts and wash it down with a few cans of Lager. Then pull up the bed sheets to cover your girlfriends head while she is about to go to sleep. That is Brussel Sprout Romance!

I did find it too funny when he offered to give me a brussel sprout romance

by The Smart Ass June 30, 2015

romance author

a person with a dirty mind that writes housewife porn

I read an awesome book by a romance author, that had me rubbing one out.

by 5150Lady December 19, 2016

pete wentz from my chemical romance

the lead vocalist of the band twenty one pilots

"Hey i'm Pete wentz from my chemical romance"

by eatpant420 November 14, 2018

media romance

when people want to live like fictional people in media and the public officials that haven’t met most of the people they represent.

College students have been in a media romance since they began in the 11th century.

by Coop Dupe June 15, 2018

crotch romance

Sex

The kids were at a friend's house, so we seized the opportunity and had a little crotch romance.

by Pandastic July 7, 2018

romance

fucking bullshit

romance, a load of fucking bullshit.

by Romance ys September 5, 2019