Red rocket

A dog's boner (also called "puppy lipstick")

"Ick Bear, get your red rocket off of my leg!"

by Big Pimp Johnson November 5, 2008

rice rocket

Slow ass 4-cylinder car with a slew of cheap mods. These can include a "coffee-can" exhaust, performance parts stickers, rims, tinted windows, and the always necessary unpainted wing. There are rare versions that are actually respectable, but most are downright laughable.

Some honda pulled up to me with a tach-light for shifting and started revving. I managed to crush him two times in a row with 4 people in my truck, a full tank of gas, and studded snow tires. That's what 5.7 liters and 330 pounds of torque does.

by Jason December 8, 2003

rocket

Scottish Slang: An idiot. Someone who's daft in the head. Has little grip on reality.

see skyhook

an ex-girlfiend: "I'm sorry for all the things I've said and done to you. I really want you back and I only did that because I was confused. Will you take me back?"

you: "Piss of ya rocket. I'm trying to get fired into your pal."

by BuckfastTonicWine April 21, 2003

faggot rockers

Anyone ages 14-20 who listens to mainstream "rock n roll" that's constantly overplayed on the radio. Faggot rockers also listen to bands that sold out after being somewhat talented. They tend to have no taste in music and just choose to like any band they hear on the radio. Examples of Faggot Rocker bands are Nickelback, Saving Abel, A Day To Remember (new), Linkin Park, Seether, Slipknot, Sick Puppies, Three Days Grace, Daughtry, Breaking Benjamin, Puddle Of Mudd, Papa Roach. Faggot rockers own at least one Nickelback, Saving Abel or (any other band listed above) shirt and wears them at least 3 times a week. They like to push fellow faggot rockers back and forth and call it a mosh pit when it obviously isnt.

1: guy 1 "Damn im sick of all these faggot rockers listening to Nickelback, they have no clue how much they actually suck!"
guy 2 "I know, i just heard one of them listening to the new ADTR yesterday, i wanted to kill myself!"

2: Faggot rocker 1 "I can't wait to go to that Nickelback concert that i spent 90 bucks for tickets on!"
Faggot rocker 2 "Yeah man, i wanna hear them play Rockstar while i chug all my BFC monsters!"

by drag68 May 18, 2010

vagina rocket launcher

the result of lack of sleep and the acess to wikipedia. this occurs when there is nothing else to search for, thus creating the need for something stupid. this phrase is usually the result.

dude... i got a great idea.

what?

vagina rocket launcher!

by seanofdoom2 November 9, 2008

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

by Blake November 12, 2002

rocket jump

The process of using rockets to achieve added height when jumping in a game of Quake.

"Got to the Quad Damage via a well timed rocket jump."

by Mad Walrus August 6, 2002