No Retard

An exclamation made just prior to or immediately following a moronic act one performs. Similar to no homo.

No retard, but I just had to google how to spell snooki

by Johnkins June 28, 2011

Space Retard

A coined phrase meaning someone who won't shut the fuck up about some shit they found on the ground. Needs a haircut. Won't stop screaming.

Also known as a Wiggins

"Hey guys! Look what I just found!"
"Shut up Wiggins."
"Calm down bro, he's just a Space Retard."

by twistedmind420 August 27, 2020

Sasha Da Retard

dumb ass mofo who is right next to me

Sasha Da Retard is so dumb

by thelalala May 14, 2015

Infinite fuckin retard

Self explanatory.

Get out from under that falling steel beam before you arrive at your final destination, you infinite fuckin retard!

by Solid Mantis June 9, 2017

Retail Whore

Someone who LOVES working in retail, makes little cash, is happily content, and feels no need to do anything else with their life.

Tiffany said she'd cover Jason's shift and work a double. Dude, she's a freakin Retail Whore.

by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

Retarated

A mental state in which one laughs uncontrollably like a retarded hyena.

She went retarated when a Bailey pulled on her arm and she farted in his face.

by ILookLikeAScott March 2, 2007

retard-strength

n The quality or condition of extreme physical strength.

Dude, that guy's got retard-strength!

by Canajan December 16, 2007