Textual relationship

Synonym of "talking"
when two people are attracted to eachother,
anD get to know eachother through nothing but text messages.

Ex. Bobby and Cindy like eachother, but only have a textual relationship.

Their relationship is purely textual

by Fortissimo July 21, 2009

Zombical Relations

Sexual relations among zombies; any act of sexual intercourse between two or more undead beings.

Dude 1: Hey man, those zombies are fuckin'.
Dude 2: Leave 'em alone. They're having zombical relations.

Undead Bill Clinton: I did not have zombical relations with that undead woman.

by Richard Slick February 26, 2009

Amorphous Blob Relationship

To be in a relationship that is incapable of having a title and/or label

Person1: Are Charles and Liz a couple.....
Person2: No their in a Amorphous Blob Relationship.
Person1: That makes sense

by Hade5079 April 22, 2011

7th Grade Relationship

A realationship is 7th grade that could last anywhere from 18 hours to 3 and a half days to a couple months. They are an absolute joke with most of them not getting past touching finger tips.

Wow, did you hear that Justin was in a 7th Grade relationship, they were dating for 3 days.

by President Linder June 20, 2016

textual relations

talking about having sex, or any other sexual acts with the person you are texting as if they were happing right then.

Nick: i would lick you and then i would eat you out.

Molly: then i would give you a blow job and then we would fuck.

Nick: i want you soooo bad!

Nick (to his friend): me and molly totally had textual relations last night!

by baby loveeeee June 23, 2008

Virtual relationship

A relation ship on internet where one can hide his identity and form any avatar one wants to.

Giving birth to a new avatar in the online world and making relations with other online avatar and have a virtual relationship.

by al0792 November 21, 2011

Unsuc-sex-ful Relationship

A relationship usually between man and woman where they are old and mature enough to be having sex on a regular basis, but do not. This may occur for several reasons, but it is not considered an unsuc-sex-ful relationship if they do not have sex because of health problems. An unsuc-sex-ful relationship usually turns into an unsuccessful relationship because one of the adults who wants to have sex gets tired of sex deprivation, leading to random, pointless arguments.

"What happened between you and that other girl, I thought you guys were perfect for eachother?"
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."

by t12j19c95 July 27, 2009