randy cummings

Vodka and Crystal Light. Born of the outdoors but classy enough for yer mom.

"Bartender, I'll have a Randy Cummings."
"Sure Mom, here you go."

by So__Real September 9, 2020

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White Randy

When you put an over grilled hotdog in a girls asshole, give her a Mountain Dew enema, blow it back out, and eat it on a bun With barbecue sauce.

She must’ve ate lunch at Chipotle, cause this White Randy, tastes like corn and refried beans.

by Egg lover 36 August 29, 2022

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Randy Jade

Amazing boyfriend material. He's a little weird, and gets attacked by swans, but he's a cutie pie.

Best and hottest mf from Dialtown.

have you seen Randy Jade? never wanted my phone as much as i want *that* phone.

by whysoupsoggy February 27, 2024

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Randy Orton

14 Times World Champion
Was in The Authority and Evolution
Is a Grand Slam Champion
Buried The Fiend ... twice

damn Randy Orton buried my wife ...twice

by imdumblmao June 30, 2021

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Someone that has been ran through from everyone in Polk county. Someone that likes to be with more than one guy a day, someone that will go to family events looking like she has been gangbanged all night. Someone that likes to wear their sisters clothes and look on “fleek”.

If lonely on a late night, call ratchet randi

by Ratchet randi August 4, 2018

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