rubber ring

the inner ring of your asshole
can be ripped (aka stunk out)

yeah you know that little inner ring you have?
yeah thats your rubber ring

by goatse.info June 11, 2018

rubbanuts

A wangbroom that likes to bang on about how big his bollocks are and how all his other mates are under the thumb from their girlfriends or wives and he dont take none of the shit as he rules the roost cos he bounces about in the house on his giant space hoppers giving it the big one when really his mind is controlled by a little furry triangle and he gets his rubbanuts kicked up and done by his missus.

Im gonna whack my rubbanuts about, spend all weekend on the piss watching the game while the missus looks after the kids and sorts dinner ......Yeah Geez!

by jeremy mcgimp September 3, 2018

Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector

That huge gray plastic barrel at the curbside in which you mindlessly threw out the nice gift that the child down the street worked so hard to create for you. Said innocently-trusting youngster then happens upon said container before the trash-man has carted it away, of course his tenderly-impressionable eyeballs observe said callously-discarded gift, which of course painfully marks him for life and shows him what a shameless lying a**h**e you actually are to have praisingly told him how much you appreciated his gift and all the work he'd gone through to create it for you.

Here's how to avoid having your Rubbermaid™ brand lie-detector make mincemeat of your stellar reputation with the neighborhood children. First, be sure to prominently-display anything they give you --- such as paper-artwork or a clay sculpture --- inside the front room of your house for at least two or three weeks, so that if the young creators of said "masterpieces" happen over to visit, they will always have their happy pride of your appreciation re-affirmed by seeing their "treasured gifts" still visible for all to see. Then after maybe a month or so, try moving the exhibits further along down the wall or into another room, so that if a child happens to notice the absence of his creation in its "customary" spot, you can just hastily show him that you have merely moved it, but that you do indeed still have it on display. Then, if the youngster doesn't comment any more on the object's absence during subsequent visits or go to the other spot to look at it, you can safely assume that he has lost interest in said object, and so you can then put it away in a desk drawer or someplace else hidden, but where you can still hastily retrieve it again if necessary. Then if there is still no reference to said object within a couple more weeks, THEN AND ONLY THEN can you probably safely discard the item, BUT ONLY IN A MANNER THAT DOES NOT RISK THE CHILD'S SEEING IT... don't just toss it "openly" into a trash can where it can easily be seen by anyone just moseying by!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

rubber batman

Usually applies to a gift as in "that's a rubber batman!" If it's a "rubber batman" no matter what the gift really is, it means the giver expects to receive amazing and great pleasure from the gift, even if the recipient also likes it. The real point of gift "bounces back" like a rubber batman.

"You got me new undies?! That's a rubber batman for sure!" or "I love this new cookware....but that's a total rubber batman, fool."

by Chuck and Tony February 25, 2019

Rubben

Another name for Coke Zero in many parts of the world.

I want to drink an ice cold Rubben.

by W_Quave January 23, 2020

Rubber Ranger

Just before cumming, pull the condom off and sling shot it into her face while performing a cream pie.

She told me I had to use a condom so I gave her the rubber ranger.

by Rubbinhood March 18, 2020

Robby

A gentleman game weed gamer who has 2 dick veins, who get's all the hoes, blind as a bat but a cool mf. The best person who's there for you whenever you overthink. Funniest laugh and screams a lot XD

THAT GUY IS SO BLIND... HE MUST BE A "ROBBY."

by gorillagripcooter April 24, 2020