retarded hooker

A coworker who either lacks the ability or takes a great deal of time to understand basic principles and is morally and ethically challenged, and because of this condition creates a web of distracting lies to masque the inadequacies causing destruction for any and all who come into contact with them.

That Dean is a retarded hooker, she gets paid a lot of money and keeps fucking me in the ass.

by flyawaynow October 9, 2009

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Retardedly Drunk

The state of drunkenness where you feel like the equivalent of a retard.

I was so retardedly drunk last night to the point where I lost the ability to think.

by Bromosexual22 March 15, 2010

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retarded fight

when two people of relatively low reputation engage in a violent fight to either defend one persons beliefs or climb higher in the social ladder. This fight generally has no sense of technique and no one gives a shit about why they are fighting, its just friggin funny.

frank: hey bro i heard steven and rayner had a fight?

bob: yea man but it was a retarded fight

frank: haha fags

by frankison longbottom June 25, 2010

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