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pokemon go

The gayest crap to ever be created. Its like the first time you eat a goats butt in Abu-dahbi.
wow, i just played Pokemon Go and I like men!
by king of islam November 28, 2017
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by your dads gay January 8, 2019
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who's that pokemon

"Who's that pokemon" is a confusing sexual strategy wherein the initiator yells his own name instead of the name of the unfortunate woman who has been duped into this situation much in the way a common pikachu or bulbasaur can only utter variations of its own name.

Pro: less likely to call girl by wrong name, when alternated with grunting it fills long silences, you've just gotten out of any false commitments you made because she will never talk to you again

Con: Have to remember what name you told her
"I pulled a "who's that pokemon" on a bar girl last night. Totally forgot I gave her a fake name and she thought I was calling her Frank."
by jmitch77 June 12, 2017
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pokemon man

JubeiSaotome aka RobertoFrog.
04:45 PM <RobertoFrog> sawjay what pokemon do u have?
04:46 PM <RobertoFrog> O!!!! IS XERIN IN THE NEW POKEMON???????????
04:47 PM <RobertoFrog> i am a better pokemon man than sawjay
04:47 PM <RobertoFrog> i am the master of the pokemon
by Rock` April 9, 2003
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Pokémon

(Portmanteau of "Pocket Monsters")

Popular video game franchise created by Japanese video game designer Satoshi Tajiri.

It is Nintendo's 2nd largest franchise and involves catching a monster, placing it in a tiny ball and then sending it out to battle against other people who the same thing called "Trainers".

The JRPG games are cleverly constructed so you have to buy multiple versions to actually complete it and Catch Them All!

According to Jon Blythe, the developers think that you are a moon-buttocked whale and that by playing it you be obese and explode in front of a Moped.
Person 1: Dude, have you played Pokémon?

Person 2: No but that explains why you are fat!
by Inferno986return November 28, 2010
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Derogatory term for a lame, often lowskilled player in
multiplayer first-person shooters like Enemy Territory that
uses one-shot kill weapons like Panzerfaust or Rifle Grenades

in order to get easy frags in a non-effective way.

Often kills his self or his teammates accidently.
(pokemon kills only 1 player AND his self with a Panzerfaust)
"haha pokemon single pf nab"
by tretmine April 3, 2010
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Pokemon

When someone’s nudes are leaked and traded
Homie 1: Bro did you see Ashley’s Pokemon

Homie 2: yea that shit was nice
by EsketitEskeet May 29, 2018
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