Practical-offending-joke

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones

Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more

by Robin December 10, 2003

Batting Practice

Masturbation, particularly in males.

Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.

by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010

whats that got to do with the price of shit?

what you say when someone utters random nonsense

hey did you know that yesterday i was bored and i realised i can balance a jug on my nose?
whats that got to do with the price of shit?
i dont know, but its cool.
ok then..

by crazychick10 December 10, 2010

Anime Profile Picture

Probably a pedofile, racist, sexiest , alt righter, incel,

Sane person: hentai is still pedofila because it depicts drawings of children having sex

Anime profile picture : nO ItS NaWt

Sane person: it's always those god damn Anime profile pictures

by Atheistsarelyingtothemselvs November 13, 2020

Scariest Picture on the Internet

I'm not too sure where this originated, but I haven't ever checked out the picture. Basically there are 2 versions of the "Scariest Picture on the Internet." If you type in "Scariest Picture on the Internet" in Google, look for either the picture of the levitating girl in a black dress that looks kinda 3D-ish or a sketch of a girl with brown hair.

Backstory for Brown Hair sketch:

The sketch is believed to be a self portrait of a young Japanese woman, who supposedly sketched herself before scanning the sketch and posting it onto the internet. The origin of the picture is currently unknown, but I have contacted the creator of the youtube video and have asked for the information required to properly and efficiently analyse the sketch.

If you stare at the picture for an amount of time, it is said that the sketch can be seen moving. Some people have reported seeing her eyes moving, even changing colour. Others have reported seeing her chest moving up and down as though she was inhaling and exhaling. All of these are due to the fact that the sketch is said to be cursed, as the woman commited suicide only a short amount of time after drawing it.

Me: I am a chickenshit and I ain't about to look at Scariest Picture on The Internet.

by Dumshickle August 17, 2011

Prican

Short word for Puertorican

I am a prican that lives in Atlanta

by prohio July 5, 2010

price out

to price tickets to a concert, match, etc. so high that people cannnot afford them.

The tickets to the gig are very costly. It will price out most of the people. Let's reduce the prices.

by uttam maharjan September 8, 2011