wuff paste

the moisture / liquid that comes from a girls vagina.

i fucked this girl the other night, there was wuff paste everywhere, she was like a waterfall.

i was fingering this girl and she squirted her wuff paste all over the room

by juvevolta August 23, 2010

Big Horse Paste

An elitist drug cartel who are exploiting the patriots of the USA through the mainstream media, forcing them to buy from a limited selection of ivermectin horse pastes without proper dosing information for humans, and which contains nano-scale tracking devices. Championed by freedom-loving luminaries such as Joe Rogan, Alex Jones, Tucker Carlson, and Sean Hannity, Big Horse Paste has been successful at duping even the most genius figures in the culture wars. President Donald Trump seems to have steered clear of Big Horse Paste, preferring an early-access vaccine instead, which did not contain trackers, and was deemed too good for the masses by the corrupt Biden administration. But he has been mysteriously silent about the threat of Big Horse Paste, likely related to QAnon plans that prevent him from acting before his reinstatement.

I thought I had finally beaten the hoax that the Demoncrats call Covid, but Big Horse Paste wins again, I'm now on a ventilator, please donate to my GoFundMe.

by guy full of definitions September 2, 2021

Postest Modernism

A movement that has been gaining popularity since the beginning of post-er modernism. So modern that it made post-er modernism not look not modern at all. It is best defined as everything is nothing and nothing is a green 2. While seeming non sensical to the untutored mind...wait, it doesn't matter.

1. If Oedipus and Jocasta didn't subscribe to the philosophy of Postest Modernism, they probably would not have gotten married.

2. Since I am a Postest Modernist, I am going to have sex with that dolphin!

by post-Publius February 18, 2010

posted down

to relax; usually alone

P. Diddy was posted down at his crib the other night.

by seymour nipps April 12, 2010

four poster polka

A term used to describe sex.
Four poster is the term used to describe a large double bed that has four posts on each corner.
Horizontal polka is a Hungarian term for sex.

I was kept awake by the couple next door making four poster polka all night.

by poppy86 December 14, 2008

Pogstep

A way to say pigstep (song by Lena Raine), but emphasizing how funny and weird it is.

Hey bob, why don't ya put on pogstep?

by robert_it_do_go_down October 12, 2020

rectal paste

shit

I bet he left some rectal paste in his tighty whiteys when that bus almost side-swiped him!

by Zoie Snow January 24, 2009