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Hoser Poser

any fucker who acts like they from Canadia, but they aint so fuck them. kinda like hockey hoser
You ain't no Hoser, eh! You're not from Toronto, eh! You ain't never been to Moosejaw, or Moosehead, or Moosefactory, eh! You couldn't find Regina on a map, eh! So what the fuck is a "Frobisher Bay", eh?!
by SLEEZ [MOD GRAFFIX KREW 2K4] December 22, 2004
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swaziland poser

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.
Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!
by bezel333 January 2, 2006
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Narc poser

1) A guy/girl posing as a narc.
2) A guy/girl who's both a narc and a poser.
1) Nobody would pose as a narc, a narc poser is a narc.
2) The narc poser will pose as your friend for a few years to get enough information on you to leak to your other enemies
by Solid Mantis July 13, 2019
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Bicycle Poser

1)Fake biker, a fraud...a biker wannabe

2)A person who owns a bike and visits a bunch of caffe's/clubs, with the purpose of being noticed...

3) Someone who owns several high end bikes and equipment but does nothing more than ride them around the block or in there basement no more than a handful of times a year.
" that Teresa sure is a Bicycle poser, She only rides her bikes and puts on her bike gear to look pretty but she sure does suck! (in more ways than one).
by Richard elephant February 27, 2013
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NASCAR poser

A person who ware’s shirts of famous nascar drivers but doesn’t watch it or hates it completely and doesn’t Listen to country or metal or rock or straight up hates those genres and only knows nascar political controversies (bubba Wallace noose,Brandon browns win)
Me to my friends: did you see what LoveLiveServe is doing? Friends: what are they up to? Me: They are not only wearing shirts of bands they don’t listen to but they are also wearing nascar shirts! Stupid nascar posers!
by Nascarfan2007 September 27, 2022
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Poser Poor

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.
I can’t believe they are poser poor.
by Booooomerrr! October 1, 2019
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Car Poser

when two faggots make sexy time in the back of there Dads Prius
Me and Kevin did a car poser last night
by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019
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