toodle my poodle

a little toodle of someones poodle

jane. i want to touch you poodle

jack, ok. but only toodle my poodle

by -bigdaddy May 28, 2018

poodlefaking

youth too much given to tea-parties and ladies society generally

The term probably stems from the habit of aging high-born ladies and their ladies-in-waiting in the English aristocracy, keeping small dogs and young men around to pass the time, and to amuse themselves, those poodlefaking high-borns!

by karl88 September 1, 2003

french poodle

The rare ability to fit both testicles into one's mouth, hence achieving the look of a French Poodle.

Nicole had a mouth like a big mouth bass, so's I had her gimme the French Poodle.

by Jaypa June 27, 2006

puddle jumper

A small airplane or land vehicle (car, truck) that appears to be wholly inadequate for the task of transporting passengers, or even the driver for that matter.

Mike: You drove all the way from Minnesota in this puddle jumper? You're braver than I thought.

Toni: Hey, don't diss my ride, I love my Beetle!

by Bellboy April 29, 2007

poodley

Something ugly or distasteful.

My blind date was very poodley he must've been beat with the ugly stick.

by fleetwoodbroughamdelegance March 18, 2004

Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper

A small car usually foreign like a Nissan or Toyota with Pep Boys tinted windows and baby sneakers dangling from the mirror. This vehicle will also be seen sporting chup caps "plastic fake chrome rims " with loud Spanish music pumping from a bad Wal Mart style system and a plastic blessed mother on the dash with some rosary beads ( your all ready going to hell, so no holy stuff in yo ride is going to save you). This vehicle can be found in the following parking lots Wal Mart, KMart, your local welfare office, Ron's crack shack in Hammonton,NJ or any supermarket.

Did you see Jose's new Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper?

It sure was nice of Ron to buy his gay lover Scooter a Puerto Rican Puddle Jumper for Christmas.

by Jamie (somewhere in Philly) March 7, 2005

poodle

One who cravenly does another's bidding, a metaphorical butt boy.

The Left calls Tony Blair "George Bush's poodle."

by octopod November 23, 2003