{PLONK}

the sound shit makes when it breaks the surface of the water
and touches the bottom of the toilet, followed by an up splash of water/urine touching ones ass

guy: *shits*...*{PLONK} sound*
guy: urgh....*shudders as he feels the water touch his ass*

by {PLONK} March 5, 2007

phunktronics

a style of music that i have developed a name for. Bands that make phunktronics music include but are not limited to: Phish, The Disco Biscuits, String Cheese Incident in 04, and 05, The New Deal, Lotus, Soulive, MMW, STS9, Particle, Hydra, Signal Path, The Duo, The Meters, G. Clinton and P-funk, Frank Zappa,and a few DJ's like DJ Logic, DJ Mauricio, DJ Lorin aka Bassnectar, Thievery Corporation, Lymbyc System, DJ Tiesto,DJ OMEN, Conspirator, Moshi Moshi. This style (phunktronics) is characterized by funky melodies and or funky high pitched guitar solos. Deep Heavy funky, jazzy, trancey, housey bass.Live drumming and programmed drumming, containing breakbeats, upbeat, uptempo,downtempo, house, groove rythms. They are always improvised and contain bits of repetitive action. Psychedelia plays a large role in PHunktronics. PHunktronics is also the feeling one gets when seeing one of the above musical acts live while on psychedelic hallucinogens.

I tripped last night at the Cheese show. They played a Birdland>!Bam!>BOTWP jam. Total PHunktronics.

by ian b December 22, 2005

Plankin'

Hanging out, chillin'
The word could also be a synonym for cool.
etc.

We was straight plankin', y'all.

by GracieJ February 19, 2009

plonk za pony

to drown a fat person

"hey billy, check out that swimming fat person."
"Hey, it'll be really fun to plonk za pony."
"yeah!"

by debkat August 17, 2003

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

Planking

To lay rigid, face down with arms by your side.
More points awarded for difficulty of location and risk involved.

Planking- Laying down rigidly on the top of a sign post.

by Ue00 June 8, 2011

Planking

Where someone lies as straight as a plank with hands and legs parallel with the body on random objects, fences, buildings, signposts, etc trying to get the coolest pics for facebook.

Mate, he wasn't balancing, he was planking.

by L0Wee June 9, 2011