Straight Pride parade

a traffic jam

Person 1: You are so late for work! Where are you?
Person 2: Sorry Boss, I am stuck in a straight pride parade!!
Person 1: Oh dear… You poor thing

by Tobias Octagon July 20, 2022

Happy Pride

Happy Pride is a term used to denote Gay Pride festivities — that thing where you Party and Play all day until you die of dehydration and loneliness.

It has everything: catfishing, incurable AIDS, motor oil handy-j's, non-consensual penetration and Bic Lighters.

Happy Pride.
Bye, Fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 19, 2023

Swallow my pride

it’s a British slang i think

If i were you i'll swallow my pride and forget

by HeshamMohammed September 5, 2020

Plies

tha act of fuckin(sex)sumbody

hey me n corey did tha plies last night

by noybbytchs January 30, 2009

Pliddy

(n.) A person without a dick, who acts like a dick, who can't help but make fun of other people for their own amusement.

Pat: Why don't you go listen to some more emo music? I know you love Dashboard Confessional.

Mike: Stop being a gay Pliddy.

by upq04b October 14, 2005

heterosexual pride month

A made up month by conservatives who are mad gay people have rights, wanna be oppressed, and don’t realize that all the other 11 months of the year are already straight pride month.

Conservative: “Hey have you heard it’s heterosexual pride month?”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch”

by iBeleiveInMeSupremacy June 23, 2023

plode

representing any swear word when not approate to swear.

"Look it's Mrs. Jane," said Ryan
"Oh no i hate that PLODE," said Kyle

by Ryan Hershberger July 9, 2005