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Dr. Phil'ing 

to help EVERYONE with EVERY problem.
I have been Dr. Phil'ing all of my friends recently
Dr. Phil'ing by Kangaroorob November 7, 2010

bad phil 

someone one who buys alcohol for minors. then is put in jail for it by an egostistic short prick with no dick.
"hey my older brother cant bye us grog tonight do you know any one?"

"yeah ill ask bad phil he's a champ"
bad phil by sami_speedo December 4, 2007

dr. phil 

Disgrace to psychology and the term "doctor".

Should be tied to a chair and slapped around with ten million cocks for five years. It is our only hope of bringing in some intelligence into his dumbass bitch head.
dr. phil knows shit all about anything aside being a dumbass
dr. phil by Bravigo October 11, 2008

dr. phil 

A fat retard that is owned by oprah. He sounds like Mr.Macky from south park mmmmm k. This BUM was found in the back woods of insestville banging sheep while telling them to share their feelings. Has no clue about life or the fact his so called wife is bangin their son Jay that is not his son but his daddys. Likes gay porn and drinkin beer. on the top 10 list of most likely to die from std's.
Sucks oprah's dick to stay on the air.
Did you see dr. phil suck oprahs dick today?
dr. phil by tube666 November 18, 2006

Punxsutawney Phil 

When you are having anal sex with your partner, before climax, you put a hampster/gerbal into the ass and continue with the sex. If you are still able to climax, there will be six more weeks of winter!
Jerry was with Meadow last night and it was wild. She's so freaky, she asked him for a Punxsutawney Phil.

necro-phil 

A term used to describe a creepy man with a sexual attraction towards corpses, that happens to go by some sort of variant of the name Philip, such as Phil, Rapey-Phil, Philomina or Princess Philly. Not to be confused with the term Pedo-Phil which instead describes a Philip's attraction towards children. The two terms however are rarely mutually exclusive.
dude, totally saw Necro-Phil hangin at the graveyard today
necro-phil by kklleeiioo May 23, 2014