playing dr phil 

fucking with someones head. a clean way of saying youre screwing with someones mind the way playing dr would mean screwing someone

play: so she didnt want to put her cards on the table. but after i was thru playing dr phil with her, i realized reverse psychology would work on her so i acted like i wasnt interested anymore. she gave me her number in 3!

playing dr phil by ed the Word September 30, 2009

No more chicken for you Dr. Phil 

It's when someone asks you a question and you don't know what the answer is , or you don't want to say the answer So instead of not answering you say, "No More Chicken For You Dr. Phil"

"So have you ever smoked weed?"
"No More Chicken for you Dr. Phil"

No more chicken for you Dr. Phil by Houng Sisi October 16, 2008

Dr. Phil'ing 

to help EVERYONE with EVERY problem.

I have been Dr. Phil'ing all of my friends recently

Dr. Phil'ing by Kangaroorob November 7, 2010

bad phil 

someone one who buys alcohol for minors. then is put in jail for it by an egostistic short prick with no dick.

"hey my older brother cant bye us grog tonight do you know any one?"

"yeah ill ask bad phil he's a champ"

bad phil by sami_speedo December 4, 2007

dr. phil 

Disgrace to psychology and the term "doctor".

Should be tied to a chair and slapped around with ten million cocks for five years. It is our only hope of bringing in some intelligence into his dumbass bitch head.

dr. phil knows shit all about anything aside being a dumbass

dr. phil by Bravigo October 11, 2008

dr. phil 

A fat retard that is owned by oprah. He sounds like Mr.Macky from south park mmmmm k. This BUM was found in the back woods of insestville banging sheep while telling them to share their feelings. Has no clue about life or the fact his so called wife is bangin their son Jay that is not his son but his daddys. Likes gay porn and drinkin beer. on the top 10 list of most likely to die from std's.
Sucks oprah's dick to stay on the air.

Did you see dr. phil suck oprahs dick today?

dr. phil by tube666 November 18, 2006

Punxsutawney Phil 

When you are having anal sex with your partner, before climax, you put a hampster/gerbal into the ass and continue with the sex. If you are still able to climax, there will be six more weeks of winter!

Jerry was with Meadow last night and it was wild. She's so freaky, she asked him for a Punxsutawney Phil.

Punxsutawney Phil by Smiling Sal May 4, 2009