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Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy

PSM, for short. A phrase used to desrcibe people, places, and sellouts who fake an expression of sorrow for personal gain. For example, a widow may use her husband's death as a way of getting attention for herself. Or a politician may use a national tragedy for personal gain.

Another example would be somebody who adopts a "goth" lifestyle, with a pretense at melancholy, in order to make their dull life seem more interesting. Little do they know, their life is interesting enough without all the pretense, if only they would believe in themselves.

All in all, a useful phrase for describing a variety of high-profile whiners.
Make sure the cameras catch my Pepsi-Sponsored Melancholy. Wouldn't want them to find out I'm just a no-good heartless bastard.
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Periscoping

Yo Nneoma, I was periscoping the whole time.
by $osa $lim May 8, 2016
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Pepsi

A bunch of edgy idiots think that Pepsi tastes good but Coke tastes terrible, but they literally taste extremely similar. Sure, Pepsi is a bit sweeter, but if I told you to name one more difference, you'd probably be dumbfounded.

Coke=Pepsi
Idiot: Coke is way better, Pepsi sucks
Me: Ever come to think that they are the same thing, just one is a bit sweeter? People these days.
by EpicCollision June 15, 2017
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Pepsi

When one mixes half a vat of coca cola and half a vat of water, then proceeds to bottle it and sell it, Pepsi is created.
Does this Coke taste a bit watered down? Yeah, cause it's Pepsi.
by angrysuperhawk August 3, 2017
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Pepsi

The person you're with because it's what you can get.
She your gf?
Naa she a pepsi, I prefer etc.

All these girls in the club trying to act sexy but all I'm seeing are pepsi's.
by monoho June 13, 2018
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Pepstein

Being stingy and cheap about absolutely everything.
Derek J did not want to pay for Erin's third liposuction appointment, stating she keeps blowing up right after and it is a waste of money. Erin replied, "Derek stop being a pepstein, slap on the yamica and open the wallet."
by Joel Epstein Leider July 14, 2018
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PEPS

Peps is a McDonald's freak and is a wild animal when it comes to school she will be very popular with the devil. Nobody likes her daughter
Hey whose that

It's peps and that is the racist 🐸
by 74773673663 September 14, 2018
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