paradimos complex

the awkward feeling inside you when your best friend comes out of the closet and you ask him if they are attracted to you, and they straight up deny it. So here, you're completely straight, but you feel offended by getting rejected by someone who isn't straight.

Person A: "Dude, needed to tell you something. I am gay."
Person B: "Oo, that's cool. So...did you ever feel attracted to me? just,,curious"
Person A: "Nah man, not even a bit"
Person B: "Wh- Why? You think i'm not good enough for you...huh?"
Person A: "Dude, don't be one of those guys with paradimos complex...shut up instead"

by op3rator October 9, 2021

The Paradigm Shift

In a general sense, a change happening on a vast scale. A shift in the big picture, if you will.

Specifically "The Paradigm Shift" refers to a certain oft discussed and theorized shift in social groups concerning several different intersecting social circles. The Paradigm Shift did not happen within the originally proposed timeline of the spring of 2008, but new evidence has come to light suggesting that The Paradigm Shift may still be happening, just on a larger timeline and consisting of not exactly the same changes as earlier expected.

"The Paradigm Shift" may still come to manifest itself in the first quarter of 2009.

by DYSTLLBLV? January 26, 2009

coffee paradox

When even the simplest task is impossible to perform before drinking coffee.
From Socrates theory that sometimes making coffee is too complex to tackle before drinking coffee.

That giant mess on the counter occurred because of coffee paradox. I put the grounds in, I put the water in, and I turned it on. But I forgot to put the pot under that water drippy thingy so now I'm sucking the coffee out of this towel until I get enough coffee in me to do it correctly.

by barkinspider December 6, 2013

DNashty Paradox

Since the beginning of organized sports betting, a team favored be more then 13.5 will cover every time, 95% of the time.

Pat's are favored by 13.5? That's almost DNashty Paradox material, I'm going to clean up, son, take your puss boots off and get on.
Nice, if it's DNashty Paradox, throw two huge tits on it for me! Booya

by Aurelius Dub December 6, 2016

Manscaping Paradox

A natural and uncontested law of the universe. Simply put, if a man shaves his goods before a date for the purpose of intercourse, he will NOT have sex that night. However, if he forgets to manscape, he WILL most likely have sex. A true no-win situation.

Shaving my goods before sex IS good manners, but The Manscaping Paradox says that I can’t shave if I want to smash. Damn. I

by StuffTheMoot January 23, 2020

cheese paradox

since cheese has holes in it, the more cheese, the more holes. holes are not cheese, which means you have less cheese with more cheese. so, the more cheese you have, the less cheese you have.

you'd better tell shrek not to get too much cheese or else the cheese paradox might occur

by yeedinosaur May 27, 2021

Pixel Paradise

Basically a Minecraft bedrock server that has barely any games and even if you wanted to play one 70% you have to pay for it.
Pixel Paradise is a cash grab and the server is really is awful.

I wonder who accepted this piece of crap.
(No hate to the staff who organizes the featured servers because they do feature some very awesome bedrock servers like the Hive. No hate to pixel paradise even though i don't like it, the people behind did spend some money on the server for the maps and gamemodes. Do not harass anyone who works for the Minecraft featured servers thing or the pixel paradise server)

Person 1 : Man, pixel paradise is so bad, how did this piece of trash get into the Minecraft's featured page
Person 2 : me too, this server is a cash grab, i wonder who accepted this to be a featured server, there are some many good servers that aren't featured in the server list. I wish the server was better...

by TheGuyWhoDefinesGameStuff December 11, 2021