Padded Table

A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe

Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.

by pyrocycle October 28, 2008

Paddocked

To screw up.
To fail.
To take something useful and turn it into failure.

I really paddocked that one.

Bill Buckner really paddocked the Red Sox.

by OttSens08 August 24, 2008

Paddy C

the most random person in the world, loves working at McDonalds and drinking Sailor Jerry

holy fuck, Paddy C cracked a funny

by mombaffa April 2, 2009

Paddy Day

Last day or week of school in an urban area where white students are mercilessly attacked.

Beat-down of white students the last day or week of school in an urban area. The last day or week of school in many urban areas is referred to as Patty or Paddy Day.

by pacoima_boy October 24, 2009

padden fucked

when someone is that drunk they almost die!

dude1: y is he on the floor sick talking about christmas day?
dude2: lad hes padden fucked, tit

by analbead1 February 2, 2010

Paddisize

The gradual process of becoming Irish.

That week in Ireland has really paddisized me, Im now a gold hoarding, alcoholic leprechaun.

by Randompersoncalledx November 28, 2010

paddleduck.com

I am Aunt Julie and I wrote my 1st book. A collection of short stories growing up in Texas. I had 4 sisters so we have lots to share. My grandfather said I looked like a duck paddling in the water when I went swimming. That is how I became Paddleduck. My stories are for the young and young at heart. I started out writing for children but the adults are the ones asking for more.

paddleduck.com -At the end of the summer Uncle Albert drove us back to Houston and he didn't like to wear shoes. He said he like to let his toes breathe. My mother said he had smelly feet. Teresa cooked spaghetti, lasagna, beans and rice, roast or chicken and potatoes. When she cooked her roast it looked like a log. When she fried her chicken it looked like it was boiled. Grandpa said a big catfish was living in the car. He thought it would be easy to catch it coming out the window. He told Aunt Carolyn to go on the other side of the car and close the door. That fish was so smart that he locked the doors and rolled up the windows.

by paddleduck.com May 29, 2011