The term poopie penis has the simplest definition you will ever see. It is a penis that has poop on it.
My boyfriend and I were having anal sex. I couldn't control my urge to poop while he had his dick inside me and I ended up pooping on his dick giving him a poopie penis.
by GoEatYourWater July 29, 2014

by heidiheidi February 5, 2009

That feeling you have on rainy days or after a long day of work. You want to do nothing but lounge on a comfy couch and watch old school movies.
by slickshotdogg22 August 4, 2009

by Adam Bullied February 5, 2005

by your mom August 9, 2004

(noun) and (verb) A term that refers to the insertion of a penis into one’s anal canal. An alternate term for anal sex
“dude I was at carly’s house and she wanted me to put in in her ass. I felt like a dick for flaking but then i remembered no one likes 12 minutes of poopy dick”
by GawkityGawk March 30, 2022
