Pencil Poaching

Scouring the halls after school to find pencils people have dropped on the ground.

Dude you want to come lift weights with us? Sure but I gotta finish my pencil poaching in second hall first!

by Tonelico-Undress April 2, 2011

pencilbutt

One with a butt so incredibly flat it resembles a pencil, yet they think they have twerking privileges.

Miley Cyrus's pencilbutt.

by hihihihihihello January 1, 2014

pencil boy

a guy with a dick smaller than a pencil

dude. pencil boy needs to grow some balls........ well the little some that he has.

by ubhvhjbggvhjjp September 14, 2017

pencil

the most lovable person that you'll ever meet. So kind and caring always pointing you in the right direction. Being a pencil friend is always the way to put the world at peace. Take care of your pencil because it will be your friend forever.

OMG I want that pencil

by coconutjuices229 September 20, 2017

pencils

something girls shove in them to make babys

shove them pencils in me harder

by lebron jameees April 30, 2019

Pencil Eater

That one kid who always sharpens his pencils until they become absolutely nothing, and tapes together pens with about five pounds of tape, and colors the pens. Also known as the Frankenstein of Pencils

Dude, that guy is such a pencil eater. He just blew through an industrial size pallet of 3000 boxes of pencils in like 30 minutes.

by BoomboxFish June 14, 2019

Penib

Instead of a penis, its just a nub, no balls or no holes. Similar to a thumb with no fingernail.
Instead of urinating from the penis, urine comes from the anus.
A penib can be created by removing the penis and letting it form into a nub.

Also see: Penis

“Dude did you hear that Johnny has a penib?”

“Yeah. He got his dick cut off last month.”

by moondrop0410 June 14, 2020