Penib

A penis that is rather tiny, or perhaps hidden by folds of belly flab. Phonetically indicating that the penis is short and nib-like.

Damn, so did you have sex with that dude at the party last night?

I was about to, but the sight of his tiny penib made me run screaming.

by Sing-songs July 22, 2009

Penib

Instead of a penis, its just a nub, no balls or no holes. Similar to a thumb with no fingernail.
Instead of urinating from the penis, urine comes from the anus.
A penib can be created by removing the penis and letting it form into a nub.

Also see: Penis

“Dude did you hear that Johnny has a penib?”

“Yeah. He got his dick cut off last month.”

by moondrop0410 June 14, 2020

penigger

Insult -out of rage- towards someone who has just killed you in a videogame, especially shooting games. Mix of "penis" and "nigger".

Razvan: Crap, man, some guy just no-scoped me across the map.
Jacob: Wow, that guy is such a penigger.

by razvanovicio August 23, 2011

Penile Exile

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.

Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

penigram

Sexting by a nude male.

Ben Dover was penigram sexting his admirers!

by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2017

penile picasso

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

by theunknownone September 25, 2005

penbleeder

Someone who writes a lot (coined by novelist Brian Celio)

The young penbleeder spent ten hours writing yesterday.

by wrenchinthegears September 15, 2009