fat pat

top ten in fattest athletes of all time. currently sits infront of gilbert brown, danny fortson, oliver pig miller, tampa bay, kevin gogan, and mo vaughn. child and product of king grease in his finest hours. truly, one of the fattest of the fat.

shea buckner x gm/ grease + (manster)9+ pizza goalie + 375 pounds= Fat Pat

by Mr. Know it all November 26, 2003

sympathetic pat on shoulder

A gesture that declares you a poor person stuck in an unforgivable hole that you cannot get out of and also implying that people watch you from afar, wishing they could help, wish your problems will subside, but will never do anything for you. Oh, well.

Guy 1: Dude, I just I'm failing two classes and I don't have time to be at work and at school.
Guy 2: Dude... I failed a class once. I was never good at P.E. *Sympathetic Pat on shoulder*

by MasterNaz February 9, 2014

Head Pat

Description used for people who are so stupid that the only thing you can do is head pat them.

Why are you such a Head Pat?

by FantaChic June 21, 2020

pickle pat

A pickle packin' punk, who can't afford anything and will try to hustle you for less than a dollar. Wear's a green pickle kc hat.

We call tis fool pickle pat.

by sausitza October 30, 2007

joe-pat

rich...loves his daughters..always buys rangerovers

omg...look she must have a joe-pat as a father because she is driving a range rover

by josie1 May 23, 2008

Icky Pat.

Noun: Icky Pat refers to the situation where a girl is giving a blow job and throws up on your penis.

Never get a girl that's too drunk to give you a blow job; you'll just end up with an Icky Pat.

by Adux August 5, 2008

Ionark Pat

A condescending pat

Nicholas: "My Firefox just crashed while playing Neopets"
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)

by Zero2onepath January 25, 2010