Old Fart

Someone so old that even their farts smell like the opening of a Egyptian tomb

MY DAD IS SUCH A OLD FART

by Yo momma68 March 25, 2022

old stoaker

An old perverted stalker.

Look at that old stoaker trying to chat up those young ladies

by Paul Haggarty July 23, 2005

old motel

Like your mom: old, worn down, and a couple dozen people in it every night

I went to the old motel last week.

by Dr_dude February 5, 2014

Old Martin

Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!

Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement

by Boonshanka November 9, 2019

old six

The old six is the player who are outside the team or play very stealthy.

I got killed by an old six.

This old six is an idiot.

You are an old six.

by WTFWTFWTWF January 11, 2023

Old spark

An old spark is when there used to be a spark between you and someone else.

You and him are such an old spark.

by AidenIsHere February 28, 2016

Old Snotter

Used car or motorcycle that's been around the block a few times, but is still serviceable enough.

The term possibly has its origins in a TV programme featuring Mike Brewer, who used it in the mid-90s, but it could date back further than that.

"I saw Jimmy driving his latest old snotter the other day, by crap, it wasn't half burning some oil."

by Raggle Frock January 27, 2013