When a man stands up from his desk, slowly removes his clothes and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.
by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022

A term for the disgusting, vile, Amber Heard. (Or Amber Turd.) As shown in the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard defamation trial, Depp referred to Heard as Officer Square Head in a text message.
by Phanhowelltrash April 30, 2022

Co-worker who is extremely awkward, calls at home when you never gave him your number, and has no qualms about mentioning that he got the number from your payroll info. Shows up at your new job after you leave, and at the job of some of your other former-coworkers.
The creepy office guy never leaves a message with anyone if I'm not there. But he's good for hockey tickets, so I suck it up when I need good seats.
by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

by Ryan900USAYT December 21, 2022

A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.
by Jojnny5 May 6, 2020

This title belongs to Superstar Salman Khan. He owns all Box Office clubs and has maximum records in his name.
by Wickedmind May 12, 2019

person 1) how was your day
person 2) ah boring, you know another day at the office
person 1) but you don't work at an office, but a warehouse
person 2) it's a new expression for "same shit, different day".
person 2) ah boring, you know another day at the office
person 1) but you don't work at an office, but a warehouse
person 2) it's a new expression for "same shit, different day".
by Sexydimma December 30, 2014
