Luna Online

A retarded mmo released by gpotato. Mainly played by little kids, desperate teenagers, and pedophiles. The in-game avatars look like anime five year olds. One of the main features of the game is matchmaking, It matches you up for "dates" where lonely desperate men meet lonely desperate men pretending to be girls.

Guy #1: Hey Bob! I found out about this game called Luna Online yesterday! It's SOOOOOOO cute, check out my little elf and his girlfriend noobkilla69!!

Guy #2: I'm not your friend anymore, get out of my house.

Guy #1: But...This is my house!

Guy #2: I don't care, get out.

by Neepsh1942 June 14, 2009

Ragnarok Online

MMORPG which Spiffy Hamster enjoys playing. Some people are far too addicted. Many bots. However, I really like this game. Playing it right now...

51/37 Battle Acolyte bound to be Monk TODAY.

by Spiffy Hamster May 24, 2004

Graal Online

Graal Online is a giant ripoff of Zelda, at one time even referred to as "Zelda Online". Despite the fact that technology has come a long way, this 2D piece of shit (with servers that generally really lack in development ) is still enjoyed by many a lifeless, self-loathing drone. It is staffed for the most part by socially awkward dweebs who want to feel some sense of authority, as they don't feel in control of their own, REAL lives (I speak from experience). Due to the lack of development with quests and useful NPCs, it is basically a giant chatroom where people either troll or cyber one another. Yeah, you know you've done both.

"Yo, gurl, log on Graal Online and PM all ur frawndz 2 meet at tha church in TC 4 tha wedding. Owait, I dun hav enuff $$$ 2 marry. U pay & I'll pay u bak after I sell my lumber, k? Um...I cant log on. Can u axe a GP why I'm bant?!"

"Oh, they said it was for massing pictures of your genitalia again."

"OYA. LOL. XD Kthx."

by Confucius_Say June 21, 2012

Phantasy Star Online

The first online RPG to ever grace home video game consoles. Developed by SEGA's Sonic Team in 1999 for the Sega Dreamcast and later Nintendo's Gamecube and Microsoft's XBOX, the game revolutionized online console play by introducing a chat program across multiple continents and languages as well as having the most addictive gameplay ever seen on a system other than PC's. A sequel entitled Phantasy Star Universe is under developement to be released in 2005.

Phantasy Star Online is an addicting game!

by Jim T. January 5, 2005

anarchy online

Daily activity for nervous, unemployed, gender- confused adult Asian males living in their parental homes in English speaking countries, and Borats living in their home countries.
The game's mechanics afford otherwise meek, ineffectual individuals the unique opportunity to express aggression aided by calculators and arithmetic. Smug online social groups of such players are eroded over time, as some realize that intense social interaction is necessary to develop their skills ingame. These become dismayed by the resemblance to team sports, and eventually quit. But not before giving away their credits in smug, theatrical, and hypocritically time- wasting displays.

Newcomer's Alliance on the Omni side can provide the newcomer with a characteristic and informative experience of Anarchy Online's population and mechanics.

by Baton January 14, 2008

toontown online

A game that was owned by Disney but closed because they wanted money and the crappy game where you click the screen all the time and buy stuff from doing random mini game crap (club penguin) was "better"

1. In toontown online, I have 156 laff!
2. Toontown online is worth selling, we need more money!

by Danker Memer April 5, 2016

sword art online

The BEST anime that you will ever watch. Better than hentai. The characters are stuck In a VR game. If they die In The game, they die in real life too.

Bobby Brown-"Dude did you watch sword art online last night?"
Zander-"Hell yeah!!!! Better than hentai bro!!!!!!"

by zman22366 January 1, 2017